Comma Kaze

Editing can be a thankless – and dull – job, but still, there are moments. If it weren’t for editors, writers might send messages they hadn’t intended. Read ’em and weep (or laugh!)

Look at that computer, genius.

Ladies, remember the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Eight new choir robes are needed because of the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Low Self-Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 6 p.m. Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the community center. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the new campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped my pledge; up yours.”

And for those who like a little “X-rated” …

Hey, Jack off that horse.

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One response to “Comma Kaze

  1. Marcia Matthews

    U R one smart and funny lady, your mamma must be very proud of you! Annnnnnd funny too!

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